None of my Business!

Make their birthday a laugh-out-loud moment with our hilarious “Old AF” Kermit meme card! Featuring a cartoon illustration of the iconic Kermit sipping tea meme, this card brings a cheeky twist to birthday celebrations. The caption, “I heard you’re old AF, but that’s none of my business,” adds just the right amount of playful sarcasm, making it perfect for those who appreciate a good joke on their special day.

Card Features:

• 🐸 Iconic Kermit Meme: The classic Kermit meme of him sipping tea adds a familiar and humorous touch, instantly recognisable and sure to get a smile.
• 🍵 Playful Sarcasm: The witty caption pokes fun at getting older while keeping things light-hearted and fun.
• 🎨 Vibrant Cartoon Illustration: The colourful and detailed cartoon design makes this card stand out, adding a bit of flair to the humour.

Who This Card is Perfect For?

• 🎉 Friends with a Sense of Humour: Ideal for that friend who loves a good joke and doesn’t take themselves too seriously.
• 😂 Siblings and Cousins: Perfect for family members who can handle a little playful teasing on their birthday.
• 🎈 Anyone Turning a Milestone Age: Great for those milestone birthdays where a bit of humour about getting older is just what they need.

Why Choose This Card?

• 🤣 Guaranteed Laughs: With its clever use of a well-known meme, this card is sure to bring some laughter to their special day.
• 🥳 Perfect Balance of Sass and Fun: The “Old AF” message is cheeky without being too harsh, making it a fun way to celebrate the occasion.
• 📬 Memorable Birthday Wishes: This card is more than just a birthday greeting—it’s a keepsake that they’ll remember and laugh about long after the candles are blown out.

Let Kermit The Frog deliver the punchline this year and give them a birthday card that’s as funny as it is memorable. Order now and make their birthday one for the books! 🎂🐸🎉

• All of our orders within the UK are shipped first class and should arrive in 1-3 days from dispatch notification
• We offer delivery upgrades if you're in an emergency! Any orders before 2pm will be shipped same-working day
• We only offer returns if there is clear damage to the product, please provide photo evidence when discussing a refund with us

• What size is the card?
  - The size of all our cards is A5 (when folded) on 300gsm card stock, so it's nice and thick! For reference, that's the same size as a flyer, or half a normal sized sheet of paper!
• Can I order directly to recipient?
  - Yes! On the checkout page you'll have an option to select if it's going to you or direct to the recipient!
• Can I personalise the front of the card?
  - On some cards you can! If there's an age on the front, you can specify an alternative!
• Can I personalise the inside of the card?
  - Yes you can! Just fill in the box on the product page required and we'll print that inside message, otherwise we'll just print the standard tag line!
• Can I add emojis to my message?
  - Yes you can! Wew can print messages that use apple emojis
• Can I add custom images to cards?
  - Unless otherwise specified on the prouct, unfortunately we don't offer this service