He’s a wasteman

Perfect for the woman in your life who loves #1 loverboy Drizzy Drake! 🎶💕 This hilarious Wasteman Drake card features a playful cartoon illustration of Drake alongside the iconic lyric, “I need you to stop running back to your ex, he’s a wasteman!” A cheeky nod to her obsession with Drake and his music, it’s the ultimate card to show her she’s your queen—no exes allowed. Whether it’s for Valentine’s Day, her birthday, or just because, this card is sure to make her laugh and feel loved.

📏 Cards come as A5 (folded A4 sheet)
💌 All cards printed on premium Matte 300gsm card
✍️ Card insides come blank by default
🆙 Add your personal touch using the product upgrade options
🏠 Direct Delivery: Send your love straight to the recipient’s doorstep!
✉️ Card orders come with a modern Kraft brown envelope for a stylish finish.
🎨 Please note that print colours may slightly vary from the screen due to monitor differences.

🌟 Don’t forget our special offer: Buy 2 cards and get the third one for free! 🌟
Use code “342CARDS” at checkout to take advantage of this fantastic deal! 🎁

Why This Card is Perfect:
🎤 Music Lover’s Dream: A fun card for any fan of Drake and his iconic lyrics.
❤️ Perfect for Her: Show your special woman she’s your number one, no “wasteman” in sight!
🎨 Bold & Fun Design: Featuring a vibrant Drake illustration and cheeky text to match.

Who This Card is Perfect For:
💕 Drake-Obsessed Partners: A great choice for girlfriends, wives, or any special lady who loves Drake.
😂 Fans of Cheeky Cards: Perfect for anyone with a sense of humour and a love for music.
🎁 Romantic Celebrations: Ideal for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or simply making her feel special.

Celebrate her love for Drake while letting her know she’s all yours—no exes allowed! 🎶

Thank you for visiting our shop!
😽 The Goofcat Team 🤍

• All of our orders within the UK are shipped first class and should arrive in 1-3 days from dispatch notification
• We offer delivery upgrades if you're in an emergency! Any orders before 2pm will be shipped same-working day
• We only offer returns if there is clear damage to the product, please provide photo evidence when discussing a refund with us

• What size is the card?
  - The size of all our cards is A5 (when folded) on 300gsm card stock, so it's nice and thick! For reference, that's the same size as a flyer, or half a normal sized sheet of paper!
• Can I order directly to recipient?
  - Yes! On the checkout page you'll have an option to select if it's going to you or direct to the recipient!
• Can I personalise the front of the card?
  - On some cards you can! If there's an age on the front, you can specify an alternative!
• Can I personalise the inside of the card?
  - Yes you can! Just fill in the box on the product page required and we'll print that inside message, otherwise we'll just print the standard tag line!
• Can I add emojis to my message?
  - Yes you can! Wew can print messages that use apple emojis
• Can I add custom images to cards?
  - Unless otherwise specified on the prouct, unfortunately we don't offer this service