Favourite Child Flowchart

Put Mum in the hot seat with this hilarious and cheeky card! 😂 Featuring a funny flowchart-style diagram, the text asks: “Am I your favourite child?” leading to a brilliant loop of responses. If she says Yes, she’s the best mum ever, and if she says No, she’ll have to answer some very tricky follow-up questions! Either way, Mum’s in for a laugh!

💖 This Mother’s Day, we’re giving back! For every purchase of a card from our Mother’s Day Collection, we’re donating 10% of the cost to a Breast Cancer Research charity. It’s a cause close to our hearts after losing my Aunty and Grandma to Breast Cancer, and having my mum recently fight her own battle with Breast Cancer. We’re honoured to support this important cause, and we appreciate your order! 🎗️💕

📏 Cards come as A5 (folded A4 sheet)
💌 All cards printed on premium Matte 300gsm card
✍️ Card insides come blank by default
🆙 Add your personal touch using the product upgrade options
🏠 Direct Delivery: Send your love straight to the recipient’s doorstep!
✉️ Card orders come with a modern Kraft brown envelope for a stylish finish.
🎨 Please note that print colours may slightly vary from the screen due to monitor differences.

🌟 Don’t forget our special offer: Buy 2 cards and get the third one for free! 🌟
Use code “342CARDS” at checkout to take advantage of this fantastic deal! 🎁

Why This Card is Perfect:
😂 Hilariously Relatable: The perfect mix of humour and banter for a lighthearted Mother’s Day.
🎁 Great for Sibling Rivalry: A funny way to stake your claim as the favourite child.
🎨 Unique & Playful Design: The flowchart-style layout makes this a standout card!

Who This Card is Perfect For:
💕 Mums Who Love a Laugh: If your mum enjoys a bit of cheeky humour, she’ll love this!
🎁 Sons & Daughters Who Love Banter: A fun and playful card that’s sure to start a conversation.
😂 For Any Occasion: Whether it’s Mother’s Day, Mum’s birthday, or just because—this will get a reaction!

Make Mum laugh out loud this Mother’s Day with this funny favourite child flowchart card! 🎉

Thank you for visiting our shop!
😽 The Goofcat Team 🤍

• All of our orders within the UK are shipped first class and should arrive in 1-3 days from dispatch notification
• We offer delivery upgrades if you're in an emergency! Any orders before 2pm will be shipped same-working day
• We only offer returns if there is clear damage to the product, please provide photo evidence when discussing a refund with us

• What size is the card?
  - The size of all our cards is A5 (when folded) on 300gsm card stock, so it's nice and thick! For reference, that's the same size as a flyer, or half a normal sized sheet of paper!
• Can I order directly to recipient?
  - Yes! On the checkout page you'll have an option to select if it's going to you or direct to the recipient!
• Can I personalise the front of the card?
  - On some cards you can! If there's an age on the front, you can specify an alternative!
• Can I personalise the inside of the card?
  - Yes you can! Just fill in the box on the product page required and we'll print that inside message, otherwise we'll just print the standard tag line!
• Can I add emojis to my message?
  - Yes you can! Wew can print messages that use apple emojis
• Can I add custom images to cards?
  - Unless otherwise specified on the prouct, unfortunately we don't offer this service