Cheap Card

For the cheeky sons and daughters who leave things to the last minute this hilarious cheap card for Mother’s Day is spot on! 😂 Featuring a bright lilac background with bold, no-nonsense text that reads: “I choose my Mother’s Day cards like I choose my nursing homes… Cheap, Basic and Last Minute!” This card is the ultimate self-drag while giving Mum a good laugh. Perfect for those who forgot to get something fancy but still want to deliver top-tier banter!

💖 This Mother’s Day, we’re giving back! For every purchase of a card from our Mother’s Day Collection, we’re donating 10% of the cost to a Breast Cancer Research charity. It’s a cause close to our hearts after losing my Aunty and Grandma to Breast Cancer, and having my mum recently fight her own battle with Breast Cancer. We’re honoured to support this important cause, and we appreciate your order! 🎗️💕

📏 Cards come as A5 (folded A4 sheet)
💌 All cards printed on premium Matte 300gsm card
✍️ Card insides come blank by default
🆙 Add your personal touch using the product upgrade options
🏠 Direct Delivery: Send your love straight to the recipient’s doorstep!
✉️ Card orders come with a modern Kraft brown envelope for a stylish finish.
🎨 Please note that print colours may slightly vary from the screen due to monitor differences.

🌟 Don’t forget our special offer: Buy 2 cards and get the third one for free! 🌟
Use code “342CARDS” at checkout to take advantage of this fantastic deal! 🎁

Why This Card is Perfect:
😂 Brilliantly Sarcastic: Perfect for Mums who love a bit of dry humour!
🎁 Great for Last-Minute Buyers: A funny yet relatable card for those who forgot until now.
🎨 Minimalist Yet Bold Design: A bright lilac background and clean typography make it simple but effective.

Who This Card is Perfect For:
💕 Mums Who Appreciate Banter: Ideal for Mums who don’t take things too seriously!
🎁 Forgetful Sons & Daughters: If you left it to the last minute, at least make her laugh!
😂 Mums with a Sarcastic Sense of Humour: The perfect mix of cheeky and funny.

Give Mum a good laugh this Mother’s Day with this cheap, basic, and last-minute masterpiece!

Thank you for visiting our shop!
😽 The Goofcat Team 🤍

• All of our orders within the UK are shipped first class and should arrive in 1-3 days from dispatch notification
• We offer delivery upgrades if you're in an emergency! Any orders before 2pm will be shipped same-working day
• We only offer returns if there is clear damage to the product, please provide photo evidence when discussing a refund with us

• What size is the card?
  - The size of all our cards is A5 (when folded) on 300gsm card stock, so it's nice and thick! For reference, that's the same size as a flyer, or half a normal sized sheet of paper!
• Can I order directly to recipient?
  - Yes! On the checkout page you'll have an option to select if it's going to you or direct to the recipient!
• Can I personalise the front of the card?
  - On some cards you can! If there's an age on the front, you can specify an alternative!
• Can I personalise the inside of the card?
  - Yes you can! Just fill in the box on the product page required and we'll print that inside message, otherwise we'll just print the standard tag line!
• Can I add emojis to my message?
  - Yes you can! Wew can print messages that use apple emojis
• Can I add custom images to cards?
  - Unless otherwise specified on the prouct, unfortunately we don't offer this service