Cold as Balls!

Bring the laughs this festive season with the Christmas card that keeps it simple with the bold phrase, “It’s Cold As Balls!” With this cheeky and rude Christmas card featuring a vector illustration of a pair of hairy balls topped with a Santa hat! Perfect for those who enjoy humour with a bit of edge.

Card Features:

• 🎅 Cheeky Santa Hat: The festive twist with a Santa hat adds to the holiday mischief.
• 😂 Hilarious Rude Phrase: The blunt, funny statement makes this card the ultimate gag gift for the season.
• ❄️ Perfect for Cold Weather Vibes: Playfully referencing the winter chill, making it relatable and hilarious.

Why This Card is Perfect:

• Guaranteed Laughs: This card is sure to be a hit with anyone who loves rude humour and doesn’t take Christmas too seriously.
• Bold & Simple Design: Straightforward and eye-catching, with humour taking centre stage.
• Perfect for Mates: The ultimate card for sending to close friends who can appreciate the joke.

Who This Card is Perfect For:

• 🎄 Humour Lovers: Ideal for friends or family with a cheeky sense of humour.
• 😂 Gag Gift Enthusiasts: For those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid of a little crude fun.
• ❄️ Winter Grumps: Perfect for the ones constantly complaining about the cold weather!

Spread some naughty festive cheer with the “It’s Cold as Balls” Christmas card, and make this year’s Christmas greetings unforgettable!

• All of our orders within the UK are shipped first class and should arrive in 1-3 days from dispatch notification
• We offer delivery upgrades if you're in an emergency! Any orders before 2pm will be shipped same-working day
• We only offer returns if there is clear damage to the product, please provide photo evidence when discussing a refund with us

• What size is the card?
  - The size of all our cards is A5 (when folded) on 300gsm card stock, so it's nice and thick! For reference, that's the same size as a flyer, or half a normal sized sheet of paper!
• Can I order directly to recipient?
  - Yes! On the checkout page you'll have an option to select if it's going to you or direct to the recipient!
• Can I personalise the front of the card?
  - On some cards you can! If there's an age on the front, you can specify an alternative!
• Can I personalise the inside of the card?
  - Yes you can! Just fill in the box on the product page required and we'll print that inside message, otherwise we'll just print the standard tag line!
• Can I add emojis to my message?
  - Yes you can! Wew can print messages that use apple emojis
• Can I add custom images to cards?
  - Unless otherwise specified on the prouct, unfortunately we don't offer this service