New Job Traitor!

Celebrate your friend’s new job with a card that’s equal parts congratulations and cheeky banter! The Congratulations on the New Job card is the perfect blend of subtlety and humour, designed to give your friend a laugh while you secretly remind them what a traitor they are for leaving you behind.

Card Features:

• 🎉 Subtle Text Design: The front of the card simply says, “Congrats on the new job,” in an elegant, understated font, making it seem like a perfectly normal congratulations card.
• 😂 Hidden Message: But look closer! Behind the main text is a sneaky wall of “traitor” text, cleverly hidden to playfully remind your friend that you’re definitely not over them leaving.
• 🎨 Minimalist Style: With its clean and simple design, this card offers a modern and sophisticated look that’s perfect for any occasion—but with a hilarious twist that’ll catch them off guard.

Who This Card is Perfect For?

• 🤝 Close Friends: Ideal for a friend who’s just landed a new job and you’re not quite ready to forgive them for moving on without you.
• 😂 Office Pranksters: Perfect for the co-worker who’s always up for a good laugh and can appreciate a bit of tongue-in-cheek humour.
• 🎉 Celebration Enthusiasts: Anyone who loves to celebrate with a side of sarcasm and playful jabs will love this card.

Why Choose This Card?

• 🎉 Playful Banter: This card is all about celebrating your friend’s success while having a good laugh about how much you’ll miss them.
• 😂 Perfect Mix of Congrats and Sass: It strikes the ideal balance between genuine congratulations and cheeky humour—because who says you can’t have both?
• 🎨 Modern and Fun: The subtle design and hidden message make this card a fun and unique way to say, “Well done, but I’m still not over it!”

Give your friend a reason to laugh out loud with the “Congrats on the New Job…Traitor!” Card. It’s the perfect way to celebrate their success while letting them know they’ll definitely be missed! 🎉

• All of our orders within the UK are shipped first class and should arrive in 1-3 days from dispatch notification
• We offer delivery upgrades if you're in an emergency! Any orders before 2pm will be shipped same-working day
• We only offer returns if there is clear damage to the product, please provide photo evidence when discussing a refund with us

• What size is the card?
  - The size of all our cards is A5 (when folded) on 300gsm card stock, so it's nice and thick! For reference, that's the same size as a flyer, or half a normal sized sheet of paper!
• Can I order directly to recipient?
  - Yes! On the checkout page you'll have an option to select if it's going to you or direct to the recipient!
• Can I personalise the front of the card?
  - On some cards you can! If there's an age on the front, you can specify an alternative!
• Can I personalise the inside of the card?
  - Yes you can! Just fill in the box on the product page required and we'll print that inside message, otherwise we'll just print the standard tag line!
• Can I add emojis to my message?
  - Yes you can! Wew can print messages that use apple emojis
• Can I add custom images to cards?
  - Unless otherwise specified on the prouct, unfortunately we don't offer this service