Glad Mum Didn’t Swallow

Celebrate Dad’s unique sense of humour with our cheeky Father’s Day card featuring a woman’s open mouth and the playful message, “I’m so glad mum didn’t swallow me”! 😄 It’s a light-hearted way to share a laugh and acknowledge Dad’s role in those awkward conversations. 🙈 Perfect for those with a dad who appreciates a crude joke about mum and isn’t afraid to laugh at life’s little quirks. 🎉 Let Dad know you’re grateful for his support, even in the most unconventional ways, with this hilarious and unforgettable Mum Swallow Father’s Day card! 💙

Who This Card is Perfect For?

😄 Dads with a Crude Sense of Humour: Ideal for dads who enjoy a playful joke and aren’t easily offended.
🙈 Kids Who Share Dad’s Sense of Humour: Perfect for children who want to share a laugh and show Dad they appreciate his unique personality.

Make Dad’s day with this one-of-a-kind Swallow Father’s Day card that’s guaranteed to bring a smile to his face! 🎩🌟

• All of our orders within the UK are shipped first class and should arrive in 1-3 days from dispatch notification
• We offer delivery upgrades if you're in an emergency! Any orders before 2pm will be shipped same-working day
• We only offer returns if there is clear damage to the product, please provide photo evidence when discussing a refund with us

• What size is the card?
  - The size of all our cards is A5 (when folded) on 300gsm card stock, so it's nice and thick! For reference, that's the same size as a flyer, or half a normal sized sheet of paper!
• Can I order directly to recipient?
  - Yes! On the checkout page you'll have an option to select if it's going to you or direct to the recipient!
• Can I personalise the front of the card?
  - On some cards you can! If there's an age on the front, you can specify an alternative!
• Can I personalise the inside of the card?
  - Yes you can! Just fill in the box on the product page required and we'll print that inside message, otherwise we'll just print the standard tag line!
• Can I add emojis to my message?
  - Yes you can! Wew can print messages that use apple emojis
• Can I add custom images to cards?
  - Unless otherwise specified on the prouct, unfortunately we don't offer this service