Try Not To Drop It!

Add a touch of blunt humour to your congratulations card message for the new baby with our “Try Not To Fucking Drop It!” card! 🎉😂 This hilarious card is perfect for sharing a laugh with new parents or parents-to-be, featuring bold party streamers in the background and a straightforward message that’s sure to bring a smile. Who said parenting advice couldn’t be brutally honest? 🤷‍♂️🤣

Who This Card is Perfect For?
🤰 Expecting Parents: A playful way to offer a bit of comedic relief and solidarity to soon-to-be parents as they prepare for the journey ahead with their new baby.
👶 New Parents: Ideal for those who appreciate blunt humour and can laugh at the chaotic realities of parenthood, reminding them not to take themselves too seriously amidst the chaos.

Send a light hearted and memorable message to the parents or parents-to-be in your life, celebrating the joys and challenges of raising a child with a humorous twist! 🌟😄

• All of our orders within the UK are shipped first class and should arrive in 1-3 days from dispatch notification
• We offer delivery upgrades if you're in an emergency! Any orders before 2pm will be shipped same-working day
• We only offer returns if there is clear damage to the product, please provide photo evidence when discussing a refund with us

• What size is the card?
  - The size of all our cards is A5 (when folded) on 300gsm card stock, so it's nice and thick! For reference, that's the same size as a flyer, or half a normal sized sheet of paper!
• Can I order directly to recipient?
  - Yes! On the checkout page you'll have an option to select if it's going to you or direct to the recipient!
• Can I personalise the front of the card?
  - On some cards you can! If there's an age on the front, you can specify an alternative!
• Can I personalise the inside of the card?
  - Yes you can! Just fill in the box on the product page required and we'll print that inside message, otherwise we'll just print the standard tag line!
• Can I add emojis to my message?
  - Yes you can! Wew can print messages that use apple emojis
• Can I add custom images to cards?
  - Unless otherwise specified on the prouct, unfortunately we don't offer this service