Hope Your Neighbour Isn’t a Dick

Welcome them to their home sweet home with a touch of playful neighbour humour with the cheeky message “Congrats on your new home! I hope your neighbour isn’t a dick! 🏡🎉 Our modern and vibrant congratulations card is designed to resonate with a young and spirited audience, perfectly capturing the excitement of a new house owner. Featuring a contemporary illustration of a front door, this card exudes warmth and friendliness, setting the perfect tone for well wishes. The message adds a light-hearted touch, making it ideal for friends or family members with a sense of humour. 🚪😄

This card is all about bringing a smile to the faces of new homeowners, blending traditional sentiments with a modern twist. The lively design, featuring a welcoming front door, symbolizes new beginnings and the opening of a new chapter in their lives. The bright colours and playful font add to the overall charm, making it a standout piece that they will cherish.

The humorous message is perfect for those who appreciate a bit of wit and enjoy a good laugh. It’s an excellent way to lighten the mood and make the process of moving into a new pad even more memorable. Whether they’re moving into their first apartment, upgrading to a bigger space, or finally purchasing their dream home, this card is sure to hit the right note.

👫 Who This Card is Perfect For?

👪 Friends or family members celebrating a loved one’s new house purchase: This card is ideal for those who want to share in the joy of a new pad and provide a humorous twist to their congratulations. It’s a great way to show your excitement and happiness for their new adventure.

🏡 Anyone looking to add a playful twist to their congratulations message: Perfect for anyone who likes to stand out from the crowd with a fun and memorable greeting. This card will surely be a hit with anyone who appreciates a good joke and enjoys celebrating with a smile.

Ready to send some laughter and good vibes their way? Celebrate their new digs with this delightful congratulations card! 🎉🥳

• All of our orders within the UK are shipped first class and should arrive in 1-3 days from dispatch notification
• We offer delivery upgrades if you're in an emergency! Any orders before 2pm will be shipped same-working day
• We only offer returns if there is clear damage to the product, please provide photo evidence when discussing a refund with us

• What size is the card?
  - The size of all our cards is A5 (when folded) on 300gsm card stock, so it's nice and thick! For reference, that's the same size as a flyer, or half a normal sized sheet of paper!
• Can I order directly to recipient?
  - Yes! On the checkout page you'll have an option to select if it's going to you or direct to the recipient!
• Can I personalise the front of the card?
  - On some cards you can! If there's an age on the front, you can specify an alternative!
• Can I personalise the inside of the card?
  - Yes you can! Just fill in the box on the product page required and we'll print that inside message, otherwise we'll just print the standard tag line!
• Can I add emojis to my message?
  - Yes you can! Wew can print messages that use apple emojis
• Can I add custom images to cards?
  - Unless otherwise specified on the prouct, unfortunately we don't offer this service