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New Home Wanker Congratulations Card

New Home Wanker!

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Celebrate the exciting milestone of homeownership with a touch of humor and a lot of personality with our vibrant “NEW HOME WANKER!” card! 😜🏡 This modern and cheeky card, adorned with bold text against a lively green backdrop, offers a playful way to mark the occasion of moving into a new home while injecting some laughter into the mix.

Who This Card is Perfect For?

😂 Friends with Banter: This card is tailor-made for those friends who share a playful sense of humor and enjoy a good laugh. It’s the perfect choice for friends who appreciate witty banter and aren’t afraid to poke fun at each other in a light-hearted way.

🏡 New Homeowners: Whether they’re your close friends or beloved family members, this card offers a unique and humorous way to congratulate them on their new abode. It’s a reminder that while homeownership comes with its challenges, it’s also a time for celebration and laughter.

With its bold design and playful message, this rude card is sure to stand out and leave a lasting impression. 🎉😄 Let them know you’re raising a cheeky toast to their success and wishing them all the best as they embark on this exciting new chapter in their lives. Whether they display it proudly on their mantel or share a chuckle with friends over a glass of wine, this card is guaranteed to bring smiles and laughter all around. Congratulations to the wanker with a new home! 🥂🏡

  • All of our orders within the UK are shipped first class and should arrive in 1-3 days from dispatch notification
  • We offer delivery upgrades if you're in an emergency! Any orders before 2pm will be shipped same-working day
  • We only offer returns if there is clear damage to the product, please provide photo evidence when discussing a refund with us

  • What size is the card?
    - The size of all our cards is A5 (when folded) on 300gsm card stock, so it's nice and thick! For reference, that's the same size as a flyer, or half a normal sized sheet of paper!
  • Can I order directly to recipient?
    - Yes! On the checkout page you'll have an option to select if it's going to you or direct to the recipient!
  • Can I personalise the front of the card?
    - On some cards you can! If there's an age on the front, you can specify an alternative!
  • Can I personalise the inside of the card?
    - Yes you can! Just fill in the box on the product page required and we'll print that inside message, otherwise we'll just print the standard tag line!
  • Can I add emojis to my message?
    - Yes you can! Wew can print messages that use apple emojis
  • Can I add custom images to cards?
    - Unless otherwise specified on the prouct, unfortunately we don't offer this service
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Description

Celebrate the exciting milestone of homeownership with a touch of humor and a lot of personality with our vibrant “NEW HOME WANKER!” card! 😜🏡 This modern and cheeky card, adorned with bold text against a lively green backdrop, offers a playful way to mark the occasion of moving into a new home while injecting some laughter into the mix.

Who This Card is Perfect For?

😂 Friends with Banter: This card is tailor-made for those friends who share a playful sense of humor and enjoy a good laugh. It’s the perfect choice for friends who appreciate witty banter and aren’t afraid to poke fun at each other in a light-hearted way.

🏡 New Homeowners: Whether they’re your close friends or beloved family members, this card offers a unique and humorous way to congratulate them on their new abode. It’s a reminder that while homeownership comes with its challenges, it’s also a time for celebration and laughter.

With its bold design and playful message, this rude card is sure to stand out and leave a lasting impression. 🎉😄 Let them know you’re raising a cheeky toast to their success and wishing them all the best as they embark on this exciting new chapter in their lives. Whether they display it proudly on their mantel or share a chuckle with friends over a glass of wine, this card is guaranteed to bring smiles and laughter all around. Congratulations to the wanker with a new home! 🥂🏡