valentine’s day to-do

Get straight to the point with this cheeky Valentine’s Day card! 🔥 Featuring a cartoon illustration of a to-do list with two unticked items: “You” and “Anal,” this card is as bold and playful as it gets. Perfect for spicing things up with your loved one, it’s a raunchy yet funny way to let them know exactly what’s on your mind. Whether it’s for Valentine’s Day or any time you want to add some excitement, this card will certainly set the mood!

📏 Cards come as A5 (folded A4 sheet)
💌 All cards printed on premium Matte 300gsm card
✍️ Card insides come blank by default
🆙 Add your personal touch using the product upgrade options
🏠 Direct Delivery: Send your love straight to the recipient’s doorstep!
✉️ Card orders come with a modern Kraft brown envelope for a stylish finish.
🎨 Please note that print colours may slightly vary from the screen due to monitor differences.

🌟 Don’t forget our special offer: Buy 2 cards and get the third one for free! 🌟
Use code “342CARDS” at checkout to take advantage of this fantastic deal! 🎁

Why This Card is Perfect:
🔥 Bold & Naughty: Perfect for partners who enjoy a saucy sense of humour.
📝 Fun Design: The to-do list illustration adds a playful and relatable twist.
❤️ Romantic & Flirty: A unique way to spice up Valentine’s Day celebrations.

Who This Card is Perfect For:
💕 Couples with a Sense of Humour: Great for partners who enjoy cheeky, light-hearted fun.
😂 Fans of Bold Cards: Perfect for those who appreciate a risqué laugh.
🎁 Romantic Celebrations: Ideal for Valentine’s Day or any day you want to turn up the heat.

Tick off the most exciting to-do list yet with this fun and raunchy card! 💋

Thank you for visiting our shop!
😽 The Goofcat Team 🤍

• All of our orders within the UK are shipped first class and should arrive in 1-3 days from dispatch notification
• We offer delivery upgrades if you're in an emergency! Any orders before 2pm will be shipped same-working day
• We only offer returns if there is clear damage to the product, please provide photo evidence when discussing a refund with us

• What size is the card?
  - The size of all our cards is A5 (when folded) on 300gsm card stock, so it's nice and thick! For reference, that's the same size as a flyer, or half a normal sized sheet of paper!
• Can I order directly to recipient?
  - Yes! On the checkout page you'll have an option to select if it's going to you or direct to the recipient!
• Can I personalise the front of the card?
  - On some cards you can! If there's an age on the front, you can specify an alternative!
• Can I personalise the inside of the card?
  - Yes you can! Just fill in the box on the product page required and we'll print that inside message, otherwise we'll just print the standard tag line!
• Can I add emojis to my message?
  - Yes you can! Wew can print messages that use apple emojis
• Can I add custom images to cards?
  - Unless otherwise specified on the prouct, unfortunately we don't offer this service