New Job Wanker!

Celebrate your mate’s new job with a cheeky twist using our hilariously rude “New Job Wanker!” funny new job card. This bold and vibrant red card is all about keeping it simple and subtle, yet making a big impact with its direct and funny message. Whether they’re climbing the career ladder or just starting a new gig, this funny new job card is the perfect way to say congratulations with a dose of humour and a bit of edge.

Card Features:

• 🔴 Vibrant Red Background: The eye-catching red design ensures the card stands out from the crowd.
• 📝 Bold and Cheeky Text: “New Job Wanker!” delivers a straightforward, hilarious message that’s sure to get a laugh.
• 🎉 Minimalist Design: A simple yet powerful card that’s all about the message, making it ideal for a quick laugh and a memorable congratulations.

Who This Card is Perfect For?

• 💼 New Job Celebrations: Perfect for congratulating a friend, colleague, or family member who’s just landed a new job.
• 😆 Humour Lovers: Ideal for someone who appreciates a good laugh and doesn’t take life too seriously.
• 🤝 Close Friends and Mates: Best suited for those who share a close bond and can appreciate a bit of cheeky banter.

Why Choose This Card?

• 🎯 Straight to the Point: No frills, just a straightforward, funny message that delivers exactly what it promises.
• 😂 Humorous and Memorable: It’s not your average congratulations card—it’s one that they’ll remember and likely keep for a good laugh.
• 👌 Perfect for Celebrating Milestones: Whether they’re moving up in their career or starting fresh, this card is a fun way to acknowledge their achievement.

Say goodbye to boring congratulations cards and bring a smile to their face with the “New Job Wanker!” funny new job card. Order now and give them a laugh they won’t forget as they embark on their new career journey! 🎉💼

• All of our orders within the UK are shipped first class and should arrive in 1-3 days from dispatch notification
• We offer delivery upgrades if you're in an emergency! Any orders before 2pm will be shipped same-working day
• We only offer returns if there is clear damage to the product, please provide photo evidence when discussing a refund with us

• What size is the card?
  - The size of all our cards is A5 (when folded) on 300gsm card stock, so it's nice and thick! For reference, that's the same size as a flyer, or half a normal sized sheet of paper!
• Can I order directly to recipient?
  - Yes! On the checkout page you'll have an option to select if it's going to you or direct to the recipient!
• Can I personalise the front of the card?
  - On some cards you can! If there's an age on the front, you can specify an alternative!
• Can I personalise the inside of the card?
  - Yes you can! Just fill in the box on the product page required and we'll print that inside message, otherwise we'll just print the standard tag line!
• Can I add emojis to my message?
  - Yes you can! Wew can print messages that use apple emojis
• Can I add custom images to cards?
  - Unless otherwise specified on the prouct, unfortunately we don't offer this service